My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
HE’S SO MAD OMG
SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG
dean as the mother dean as the mother
Needed those muscles on my dash this morning
|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.|
when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email
I kinda want an Olicity moment like this. Felicity’s reading a book, Oliver wants to cuddle, but she’s too invested in said book so he just snuggles into her lap and that’s that.
They better stay clear of the lettuce
IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE
I’m only reblogging for that last comment lmao